Guys, attention please!

My friend forwarded this and this is so hilarious (for me!) though I read this for zillion times.


Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!


Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. It means she wants to think longer and harder before deciding on how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'You're welcome' since that will bring on a 'Whatever').


Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying. Go to Hell!


Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement. It means this is something that a woman has told her man what or how to do so for several times, yet she has to do it by herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer #3.